Golf Days - Speed Cop - Sgt Shono Merci

 

Need a top quality fun activity to wow the players at your golf day? Sergeant Shono Merci is ready to serve.

This unique "Mongrel In Blue" Speed Cop will meet and greet each team during their round armed with his speed gun, breathalyser, infringement notices and much, much more.

The players initial reaction when they encounter the Speed Cop is usually total bewilderment.
But they always leave laughing and often trying to work out if that guy was a real cop! 

Booking players for speeding, drink driving, driving offences, improper use of a golf club, endangering wildlife, even the failure to offer a bribe are just some of his highly irregular antics.

The speed gun enables the Speed Cop to run many ball speed competitions that are always popular with the players. While all want to be tagged "The Gorilla" for having the fastest ball speed no one wants to be "The Weakest Link" for being the slowest. Announcing the results at the presentations will be well received especially if the Speed Cop also manages to record the fastest divot!  Unique prizes for the most popular competitions, including one for the highest breathalyser reading, are available.

The Speed Cop also uses a leader board to list the names and ball speeds of the days fastest. Players are always keen to get their name on this board particularly if it is above the name of someone they know.

For added fun he has a comparison board with the names and ball speeds of over 400 professional golfers; sports players and media personalities that he has "booked" at various golf days. This board attracts interest from even serious golfers. After comparing their ball

If you are worried some players might be offended by his activities there is no need to fear. Sgt Shono Merci always acts professionally and ensures the fun is with, not at the players. He understands the players are your guests and are important to you. He will treat them with the same respect. He also wants to make sure the players really do enjoy themselves at your golf day and thus have them look forward to being invited back to your next golf day.

The Speed Cop can operate "low key" if you don't want players breathalysed or receiving infringement notices.