Sean Woodland  Price on application
Sean Woodland He burst onto the Sydney Comedy scene in formidable style, in his first year of comedy won the 'Quest for the Best', Australia's richest open mic comedy competition. He also won the iconic Crows Nest Hotel comedy competition in the same year. Sean also made the RAW Comedy state final and then finished runner-up in the nationally acclaimed Green Faces comedy competition. A genuine, authentic character, rich in experiences, Sean is more passionate about his pursuit of comic excellence than he ever was about being a public servant or sex toy salesman. Sean’s material is classic comedy, with rapid fire relentless delivery of well-crafted jokes is always a winning formula. Not limited to the stage Sean is a freelance writer and an author, having numerous satirical pieces published in Australian magazines and newspapers and is one of the most sort after club performers in Australia. With a joke per minute rate rarely seen on a stage, Sean Woodland's is a comic that will stay with you for a while. A rapid-fire barrage of genuine funnies this irreverent, curious non-conformist recounts truths from his life while cleverly dismantling shallow rituals, vacuousness, tokenism, popular culture and self-help mumbo-jumbo. An awesome comedian keeping the energy flowing with a barrage of comedy gold. Reviews for Sean:  Has more than the average number of laughs up his sleeve…Do Woodland and yourself a favour and get along.” The Adelaide Advertiser – Feb 17th 2014
“His understated punchlines and observations will resonate for a long time” RipitUp, Feb 2014 Sean’s corporate and private comedy entertainment experience is diverse with a focus on sporting clubs and private events matched with a re-request rate that’s second to none!
 

 What they say about Sean:
“Sean was excellent... Very down to earth, put on a great show for my dad's 50th - it made the night. I had so many of our guests saying how great he was which also made me very happy that they all had an enjoyable night! He had them all in tears...
Would recommend him to anyone looking for a comedian. Top guy!” – Renee

“Sean was outstanding, did a really good job engaging the audience.
His content is good, he is not crude and our audience found him hilariously funny.
I’d have no hesitation in getting him back.” – Brad

“Sean was great very accommodating and easy to get on with
There is usually a lull in most parties when things start to taper off but not ours
While he was doing his thing Sean had everyone’s attention
I would not hesitate in having Sean back again” – Jeff

“Sean was great, funny, witty and very appropriate. My friend Antony loved it! Very successful present” -Sara
“All of the guests had commented that it was the best performance that we have had so far, so you can pass that on to him from us all.
You will be hearing from us again for next Christmas.”
Thanks Genele

“Sean engaged the audience from the start, and left them laughing until it hurt” – Paul
“Immediate Impact – Sean had attendees of the Grand final Luncheon rolling, a great distraction from the seriousness of Rugby League. Our sincere thanks.” -Tamara “Thanks for the excellent performance at the Launceston Football Club Grand Final Breakfast. All feedback was how good your performance was, brilliantly funny and topical. Would happily recommend.”
- Darrin

“Sean was absolutely awesome. First time we have had a comedian at the event and everybody loved him. It was a very funny show. We look forward to using you guys again down the track.”
Cheers, Rob

“Thanks very much to all involved in the Stand Up Comedians team, for helping us organise our events.
 A very professional outfit to deal with and made the whole process very easy.
Sean Woodland was fantastic to have in our remote construction camps. All 3 nights of entertainment was well received by the workforce and our client has very appreciative, with the morale boost for the camp residents. Sean was extremely funny,
even making people fall of chairs with laughter!!
We will be in touch for future events! Thanks once again.”
Regards, Tristan

“We couldn’t have been more happy with Sean….everybody loved it, his casual, laid back, ‘every-day sort of guy’ won everyone over. I’ve had nothing but fabulous feedback from the staff. It was a great finish to a very busy term here at school.
I’ve said to Sean, if he sends me any flyers or promotional material, I’d be more than happy to distribute.
And apart from his act, what a lovely guy. Please pass onto Sean my thanks.”
Kind regards  Carolyn

“Sean was spot on! Absolutely the most friendly bloke. His show required turning up to a private house, nothing provided, for a small bucks party of about a dozen guys that had been drinking for 2 days....... And he smashed it, no warm up needed, and had us all laughing out loud. Don't know how he does it. “
Cheers, Ryan

“The event went very well. We had about 120 there in a good mood and Sean hit the mark with his routine.
Thanks very much for your help.”
Kevin

“Sean was great- had no idea what to expect as no one had ever heard of him, but many of the guests actually said he was probably
better than the other celebrity comedian as they had no pre-conceived expectations- you could actually put yourself in the same situation
as many of his jokes! The event was an overwhelming success. Thanks for all your help, and until next time!!”
Leigh

“The event was a huge success and we can attribute a lot of that to Sean. He helped set the tone for the rest of the night. Everyone was in such a good mood after listening to him, making them feel even more generous when putting their hand in their pocket. We are hosting another even next year and am hoping to get Sean back....people asked for him.”
Adam

“Sean hit the mark with the audience, There was lots of laughing from the audience and as an organisation we are really happy that we went with the idea of having a stand-up comedian. Sean was able to engage and read the audience well to ensure that his act hit the mark
Sean did really well for an event that he probably has not been exposed to before. We had 41 people from the community and 12 staff present
Great doing business with you!!”
Cheers  Merryl

“Thank you for arranging for Sean to perform at our annual golf day.
His performance was very, very good and helped turn a great day of golf in to a full day of fun.
Will happily use Sean again at some of our other functions.”
Regards Jeff

“I just wanted to let you know that Sean was an absolute hit last night! He was just brilliant, we’re all still laughing at his jokes!
Thanks again for a fabulous recommendation”
Cheers  Fiona

“Thank you for your services, Sean was excellent. He was very professional both on and off the stage. With the crowd ranging from teens to senior citizens everyone had a lot of fun and a lot of laughs. Very glad we booked Sean would definitely recommend him to others”
Kind regards,  Stephanie

“Friday went off without a hitch. A fantastic time was had by all thank you very much, just a pity about the weather.
Simon was a wonderful host and Sean performed brilliantly, despite the awkward layout. See you same time next year!
Best Regards,  Gavin

“It was my mission to send a thank you to you & Sean!  We loved his performance!
Only wish we had no children around & more time.
He was very easy to get along with & fitted in with our group.
We had a great night.
Thank you .   Regards,  Kathy “

“Sean was great thank you so much! Very funny and we will definitely keep you in mind for future events.
Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Warmest Regards,  Alice

Marketing “
"Great, everyone had fun, really nice guy and easy to talk to. Would recommend to anyone. Well worth it." Grant "The night went very well and Sean's preformance was exactly what we needed. He really engaged the audience and had them laughing throughout the show.Many people gave me positive feedback following the night. Please convey to Sean our thanks for a job well done.
We have no hesitation in recommending Sean for similar events." Kind regards Dave Palmer "Hi Mark - Yes I have spoken to the people that attend the golf day and they all enjoyed Sean, they said he was great. I’m glad as I picked him." Thanks again" Michelle

“Thanks for following up. It was great to meet Sean. Everyone had a fabulous time. His content and delivery was spot on. People are still talking about it!  Many thanks to Jasmine, Mark and you. We will be in touch again”

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David Smiedt Price on application
Is described by Adam Hills host of “Spicks and Specks” as “a living breathing joke machine”.
David Smiedt has been delighting audiences around the country and overseas with his brand of warm inclusive uplifting intelligent comedy
and is one of Australia’s finest comedian MC’s and corporate performers.
A regular on television shows David is the author of seven humorous books and writes for a wide range of over 30 magazines including Virgin Airline Mag  Elle Home Beautiful Cleo Men’s Health Women’s Health Body & Soul Sunday Style and Vogue where he specialises in a humorous take on style health trends and celebrity profiles. Aside from being the current grooming editor for GQ magazine he is the only journalist in Australian publishing history to be in concurrent issues of lads-mag Ralph and Your Garden.
Topical and charming David’s comedy will entertain and uplift.

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